Hello, my name is Bob. I live here in Northmead, so it’s probably better that I remain anonymous, for my own safety.
I have an admission to make. Being a man, I know that I and my fellow
men are pathetic.
All men are. It goes with the territory of being a man. That’s just the way it is. Why are we pathetic? Because no matter how young or old we are, we like to look at attractive women. If this offends you, sorry. But you’ll just have to get over it.
That’s the way men are, always have been, always will be. (Remember Adam and Eve?) Nothing we can do about it, and frankly, if you really interrogate any man about this, he’ll eventually admit it.
So what does this have to do with you? Everything. You see, the silly thing is, you all seem to spend so much time worrying about the things that don’t really matter. We just like it when you look healthy and happy. That truly is the most attractive thing about a woman. So whatever you think your ‘faults’ are, it’s nothing that bit of girly pampering can’t fix.
Now, winter time is not such a good time for us men. Because you women tend to cover up more than you do in the warmer months. Which gives us less to look at.
So we’re really looking forward to the approaching spring and summer. It means that you women are going to be wearing fewer clothes, exposing more of that lovely skin, and giving us blokes more to look at!
(Excuse me, but I can’t help secretly smiling here. All over Northmead, men like me are feeling just the same. Again, my apologies, but that’s just the way we are.)
I guess for you ladies, the coming warmer months are both a
good thing and a bad thing.
You probably like the idea of wearing fewer clothes, exposing a bit more skin (okay, for different reasons than we haveJ)
I wanted to let you in on all this so you can be a bit more prepared. Remember, we ARE going to be looking at you. We’re going to be looking at your legs. And your feet. We’ll especially be looking at your lips and eyes – because frankly, these are the sexiest parts of any woman, and when they look great, us men get a little… weak at the knees.
So with all of that in mind, I was having a quiet word with Michelle at Northmead Beauty Therapy this week. I told Michelle all of the above, and suggested she
Make sure you get LOOKED AT this Spring!
Please take a good look at the Special Offers below. There are strict limits on the numbers of each package available – because if EVERY woman in Northmead did this, us men would be GOGGLE-EYED this spring!
Thanking you in anticipation, Bob (and friendsJ)
'Show Your Legs' Makeover - 5 PACKAGES LEFT
Full Leg Exfoliation - to get rid of those dry, dead winter skin cells - value $40
1/2 leg wax - hair free legs after you winter growth!! - value $28
Spray Tan on your legs - to make your legs look great - value $25
Caron Self Tanning Lotion - to prolong the life of your tan at home- value $24.95
Thats $117.95 value for only $37.95 - save a massive $80!!
or
SPRAY TAN - 10 sessions for $250
Walk in white, walk out brown or chocolate! The quickest, easiest and SAFEST way to get an all-over beautiful golden glow.
Guaranteed not to streak or turn orange! This is an instant all-over tan that lasts 6-9 days and fades naturally just like a real tan.
Want more info on spray tan <<click here>>
Thats $390 value for only $250 - save a massive $140!!
or
SOLARIUM 10 sessions for $50
Protect yourself from the harmful Aussie sun by building up your natural colour barrier in our solariums.
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Helps relieve depression,
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stimulates vitamin D,
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helps relieve skin conditions,
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Builds the bodies natural protects against the harmful rays of the sun
Want more info on the solarium <<click here>>
Thats $120 value for only $50 - save a massive $70!!
Now there is NO EXCUSE for looking less than perfect this spring – gorgeous, tanned and tidy for the warmer months.
Do You know anyone passionate about the beauty industry?? We are celebrating 10 years in October and currently have job opportunities at our centre <<CLICK HERE>> for more information.
PS GOOD NEWS!!! GOOD NEWS!! Slyce Gourmet Pizza has finally opened at Northmead Plaza - the staff have already tried their pizza at a recent staff meeting and it is just divine - YUM!!! - check them out!!
